Saturday, March 17, 2007

What is the Shrewd?


Shrewd-[Shrood]
What is the Shrewd?
The Shrewd made its first appearance in 2007, although the exact date is unknown/missing/awesome. They are one of the lesser spotted animals, although have randomly come out of nowhere to harass the generic public, via this blog. The Shrewd's Name can be spotted in the main title, and can be found in this site's favicon. Keen observers can also see it freaking out a ninja at the bottom of the page, if you're really into that kind of thing.**

Appearance: The Shrewd's most distinctive features include their bulging eyes, often containing pupils which face opposite directions (up,down, left, right). Their smile is a biological miracle, being that they are able to extend their smile-things across their entire face, and then some. The longest record to date is 2 feet extending from the body. What the Shrewd looks like from behind with this, is unknown, for nobody is that awesome/sweet/l33t/ enough to even dare so.
The photograph of the Shrewd was extremely hard to find, being that most cameras cannot handle how shrewd/sweet/supa' fly they are, so that our crew could only grasp the outline of the Shrewd's body. We then smoothed out the curves, and had Billy, our cartoonist, to fill in the colors according to his emotion. Upon finishing, Billy proceeded to annihilate our other staff, in a terrible accident with a baguette and an oversized Shop-Rite leek.
We'll miss Matt and... what's-his-face.

If you can't tell already, the Shrewd who had its photo taken was in some deep emotional trauma.

Behavior: The Shrewd's behavior is defined as "shrewd," for all of those who cannot infer even the most blatant of things. They are known to live in the the area outside of your skull, but still inside your Russian hat with the little ear-flaps, which are factually awesome. The Shrewd has a tendency to be awesome, to eat, freak j00 out, and exhibit its most famous hobby, being shrewd. It usually sits there, being shrewd on the floor, sometimes crawling around on its stomach, should It actually have one.

Reproduction: Lol, WTF? Shrewds just ARE.

Migratory Pattern: They tend to travel the same route as the coconuts.

Fast Facts:
-Shrewds PWN.
-Lol.
-Nobody can act Shrewdly. Not even the Shrewds.
-^ No, seriously ^
-ROFL MY WAFLS


And so we finish our look into the Shrewd, I'll make a real post tomorrow ; )

**Removed: If you want to see what it looked like go here

4 comments:

Geoffrey said...

"and can be found in this site's favicon"

....made by Geoffrey Andrews

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