Bah Humbug.

Well its Foggy Weather over here In New Jersey, an unseasonably warm 48 Degrees Fahrenheit. Unfortunately enough, this is the usual time of snow, but unfortunately stupid little polluters have dumped thousands of metric tons of carbon dioxide and other crappy gases into t3h atmosphere.
Bah. If it weren't for THEM, I'd be playing in the snow right now.
Wait - Computers use electricity? This changes everything! Why did you wait to tell me now? You mean I've been part of- BaH!
Damn.
If it were only 20+ degrees colder, then we'd have snow.
But nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Thats not the way WE want it eh.
You got a problem with snow?
Huh?
Huh?