Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Construction Complete!

Well after a few long-ish short hours of XML coding, I've managed to finally accomplish the second full-blog renovation.
Thanks to Geoff for encouraging motivation "your duckie looks weird..."
Thanks to Image for hosting all of the images that made this possible.
Thanks to for creating the "harbour" layout which I could edit freely.
Thanks to Blogger for hosting this blog.
Oh, and thanks for Geoff for letting me secretly rip code from his blog during the course of its creation, and for the help on borders.
Specifically I ripped code about the wrappers.

Anyways this is a triumphant day.
I think I'll go eat a lollipop.
Mm... Lollipop.

In case you were wondering, most of my day was made up by the 2 hr delayed opening, and the working on this project. Perhaps some major highlights was attempting at the Rubik's Cube in Health, or at lunch.
So we're at the lunch table, Geoff hands Mike a chip, he puts it in his mouth, and pulls it back out again.
"No, seriously, what did you do to this chip?"
So he gives me a chip as well, I grab it, dunk it in the trash can, and yell, "Fire in the hole!"
Good times.

Under Construction

Sorry guys, I'm working on a new template.

Another New Skin?

Yup, I'm in the proccess of creating a new skin for zuperblogz, preferably one that doesn't so much as "hurt your eyes as you scroll down"
Its coming out nicely, the new project blog is
You can go there if you want to check out the latest project.

Tuesday, January 30, 2007


Really not feeling so great today, not really happy-ish, just finished a runescape quest and I really don't feel like doing anything else.
I might actually go for my "Brand New New Blog Layout" idea, but really I'll need to read a bit more of my mom's XML book.................
Otherwise not really much happened today, not much happens at all.........................................................................................................................................

Man I'm bored.

Monday, January 29, 2007

Z0/\/\G 2 HR DELAY!

Now that I've gotten that 1337sp33k title off my chest, its up to me to tell you the news at hand.
There's a snow delay wo0t!
Oh, right, sorry.
Well I'm supposed to stay at home for... 2 hrs longer, not much to do really :P
Although I think I get to miss science, or at least have an uber-short period.

Sunday, January 28, 2007

Go Blackberry!

Woot, I see my Blackberry post got here.
Nice to know.
Maybe I'll go buy myself a Blackberry, or one of those slick iPhones.

Prob with the iPhone I hear is that it can only call people on Cingular's network.
That means you have to MAKE your friends switch to Cingular just so you can talk to them.
Go clever Ad Campaigns!

Oh yes Geoff, thats right.
Have your "mum" buy you an iPhone.
Eh I'll probably never get one...

Ski Club Tomarrow! Wo0t!


WoOt! At last I've managed to get into my blogger account with my dad's Blackberry. I'm in the car slowly approahing my house, back from a day at the slopes. Ok right now we're at shoprite, typing on this lIttle plastic keyboard.Wow this I'd really annoying. Its actually snowing over here,and I feel great. Wow this Blackberry thing is swwet, I get internet from anywhere, thanks to cingular's great network, and its towers areeverywhere.Hey, I hear that the iPhone uses Cingular too. Sweet,sweet.

Saturday, January 27, 2007


"I'll order one McSat, with a side of boredom. Oh, it comes with it? Sweet, sweet."

Well I woke up today at around 5:00 ish, waited for my mom to prepare, at around 6:00 I left for the SAT testing place thing.
For breakfast I ate a Egg McMuffin, which contained a "sausage."
Strangly enough, it seemed to be soaked in oil.
"Hey! My Napkin's clear!"

Anyways I finished eating it and kinda felt sick to the stomach.
Then I drank t3h OJ.
Sugar rush!

So we had a little trouble getting there, so we asked around.
Unfortunately enough, she begins every question with, "my son's doing the SAT, where's this?"


Turns out we got to the testing half our before anyone came, including the dudes who hand out the little papers and say, sit here.

Turns out we got special attention being in 7th grade, got to sit in a nice heated room with padded chairs and stuff.
Well it turned out really not to be that hard, I'm not supposed to discuss any parts of the test so sorry. :P
It was actually horrendously boring, a lot of kids sat there with extra time.
"10 minutes remain"
Lol who says that?
Its always 10 minutes remaining or 10 minutes left.
But then again you have to read from a little booklet thingy.

Escaped, after we went to eat a Chinese place, drove home for an hour, you know, the usual.
So we went to do a little shopping, discovered that the eye doctor dude wasn't working, no contacts for me for a while.
Now I'm back here, I think I spent, what, 9, 10 hrs away from home?
Eh whatever.

Oh and I have to go work on my Algebra homework, and I might go start that story, The Perfect Crime.
But before that, I have to go see if I can improve my template, thinking of like a slightly less contrasty layout, a little metalic and few more ghost images to look professional.

Friday, January 26, 2007

The SAT?

Well tomorrow I'm supposed to wake up at... 6:00 ish to drive an hour away to some far off place where I'll take the blasted 3 hour testy-thing.

You know, I've found it odd how everywhere we go is always an hour away from my house, personally I feel that we're in the center of things.
Or if you're Geoffrey, "It's...the blast radius"
Anyways we are prepared, I'm supposed to go to bed a half hour early (8:30) and so my fate is sealed.
We've got everything- pencils and a calculator, two for safe measures.
My normal one is a little too risky for my tastes.
Because of this we took a trip to Staples, where we bought this new Casio Solar-powered thing, its shiny, sweet ,and awesome.
Uber-Awesome at that.

I'll be sure to post how the test works out, goodbye for now.

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

The Perfect Crime

Well I really don't have much time to post, I have like... 6 minutes before I have to go so I'll just cut straight to the topic.

Pies are nice.
Bam! You've just read the bestest post ever!

Anyways its the morning, obviously, so I decided to write a shortstory/random crappy thing.
I'll Call it "The Perfect Crime"
I might post it on if I actually finish it.
Of course I usually never do so just disregard this post.
So then...

Its just that I really don't usually have free time to write... so..
I'll just...


Monday, January 22, 2007

50 Posts + Ski Club

This is the 50th post!
218 unique hits, totally irrelevant.

Anywho I had just come back from ski club, maybe... and hour ago?
Anyways I had a great time, saw Josh there, snowboareded a bit with the help of our teachers.
We learned to turn,and a generic stop for really, really, tiny hills.
After the lesson we were quite great a turning, except for the occasional falling.

Anyways we got to go on the "easier" slopes um... 3 times?
Pretty sweet, anyways the first time I crashed like, 5 times.
And I like totally busted my ***...
Once I think the board dragged in the snow, and it pulled my legs with it.
Anyways the second time was a little better, I fell like 6 times BUT!
They were just mini-fallings.
Josh was pretty good, he sped down without fear, but then he fell with such extreme force,
Or crashed.
I didn't see, snow was in my eyes.
And face.
And mouth.
: )
Anyways the 3rd time I believe was probably the worst, as at the end of the hill I crashed with uber-force and I believe I busted/sprained my wrist.
Anyways it still kinda hurtszzdsajk so iSdjt not hthat eeezdy t00f ttypee..'safj
I sneads som3k iiices.

Sunday, January 21, 2007

It's a LIGHT GUN ok???

Well I am finally back home, but because of my dad, he HAD to MAKE us learn chinese cuz it was our "second priority as second language."
Now I have to worry about TWO things.
Anyways it was rather boring as usual, he yelled at me for some opinions of fruit, specifically honeymelon (???). Anyways Geoff is busy exploiting his friends, it's what he does best.
And talking about who does what does best at doing best, we went to a movie.
Unfortunately my spidey-senses really weren't tingling so only me and Geoff showed up.
Anyways we got the first row, I got to jump over a bar.
So I was making nervous small talk, then I just jumped over the bar, and ran to go play some time crisis.
Time Crisisii you know.
Anyways the movie was good-ish , Freedom Writers ok?

Not a bad movie, got a chomp on a bag of sweet, skittles...
Sweet, sweet, skittles.......

Oh did I tell you about Time Crisis?
It was wonderful.
Wait, that dude wasn't in the game was he?
Um, you never saw anything ok?
Er, read anything.

Anyways Time Crisis was ownage, except for the fact that I kept getting shot, but I shot them down too quickly! Ha Ha HA!
That's my strategy.
Expose your body to as many bullets as possible so you can shoot them before they shoot you.
Somehow I managed to die... 3 times?
Oh noes, there goes another $1.50.
Somehow I really don't feel like being a marine is a good choice for me.
Unless I have a ton of quarters.
My last words on a battlefield would be, Sarge, shove some quarters into me, and then shoot "yes" before the 20 seconds are gone...
Strangely I don't really feel I'll be respawning anytime soon.

Nothing else is happening.
Nothing at all.

200 Hits!

It seems I woke up today to 200 UNIQUE HITS!!
Anywho, turns out my blog has only been out for... a little less than a month, and it's already picking up speed.
However, I am starting to question whether or not these are random stumbles or people actually come to read.
So I'd really appreciate it is you reader dudes would comment :P
No seriously.

Well Its morning, ate breakfast, and now its time for runescape.

Saturday, January 20, 2007

Over the Hills and thru a tree...

So I woke up today at um... 7:00 ish, to go skiing at Shawnee Moutain, wo0t.
You might've seen me.
Chances are you didn't.
Anyways we had a great time there, did some skiing and stuff.
I got to go on the Black Diamond thingy like, 5 times it was super-sweet sp3333333dz0rs!
Anyways things went around for normal, ski lift, ski, ski lift, ski, fall, ski lift, fall, ski lift, ski, ski lift, and so on.
Anyways I'm back home now, and that's what counts.

Maybe I should expand a little more.

Friday, January 19, 2007

OK I lied.

Ok maybe not, but I won't post the pictures.
Ok maybe I will, sometime next century, when I finally get around to uploading it to the camera, but until then, I'm really too lazy to actually get the camera, and cable, and everything, and whatever.

So not much really happened today.
Science was crummy (as usual),
Social Studies I went and used the computers, a nice highlight I guess.
OH WAIT! That means I have to finish those 2 pages of the Magazine thing over the weekend.
Language arts was blahh, except for the fact that everybody in the class voted Vid + Me's picture prompt response was a no doubt a 6. A cooly cool cool 6.
Lol, the teacher even said "who here didn't give it a 6?"
and nobody raises their hand rofl...
*indistinct cough* *baby crying* *shotgun blast* *crying ends*
Oh right. I'm sure Geoff's got a six, or whatever something more.
Geoff runs up: "DUDE I got a 7 out of 6 ROTFLOLZ()MGAWDN3SS"

So nothing really out of the ordinary happened until period 8, which was Gym.
We played Basketball knockout, and I managed to come into very close second twice!
This surprised everyone.
Including me.
But not my smirking brain.
He's up there like , d00d, this thing is w0rk1ng l1k3 pl4nn3d.

1 inch of OWNAGE!

It snowed again, sometime last night, and I got to wake up to 1 inch of snow covering the entire neighborhood!
Snow is t3h best.
I have to leave for school in a while, I'll post pictures a little later today.

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Joint Blog + Memory

Well Geoffrey has agreed to add the same chatbox as I, therefore we created an inter-blog chat system thingy!
Now you can talk to people visiting his blog, or during the rare instances you visit his blog, you can talk to people on my blog!
Oh right, sorry Geoff.

Anyways it turns out I had forgotten to really expand on my day today.
Memory lapse? Poisons? No idea.
Rather than actually take the time to edit my old post and insert my oh-so-random facts into it, I'll create a new post.
Yes. That's what I'll do.
Create a new post.
I'm doing that now.

Anywho, perhaps the highlights of the day was at lunchtime.
Like always, turns out Geoff was reading again, Mike had disappeared while trying to finish his social studies project, and random girls from Mishka's table had tried to deter Geoff's path to ultimate power!
Or something.
Anyways nothing really affects me exactly, Geoff just shrugs it off.
You're burying Geoffrey! Don't hide your anger!
Anyways to add a little retarded humour to the situation, I said,
"Hey look, you can see their table from here!"
And sure enough, we could see the random girls+Mishka seated.
And I waved.
Just waved.
Waving in a friendly manner.

They seemed to take it nicely.
T00 nicely.

Anyways one actually waved back, which was rather funny, and another had happened to move her face backwards in confusion, just one of those freaky faces that sort of say to you :
Who the hell is that guy and what the %$#@ is he doing?
That was significantly funnier.
I believe.

So while I type here, Geoff had probably "broken his mouth" with all t3h french horn sk1llz he's trying to use.
And I'm also expecting a rather mean comment.
Or something along the lines of,
"Hey at least I'm practicing for region band, and ur not, ha ha "
"OK just because I [ insert verb here ] doesn't mean you can [verb] on your [obscene word] [noun] ok you [insulting noun along the lines of moron, idiot, or imbicile]


Got back from school and..
What's that white stuff on the ground?
It hasn't snowed in... forever?
It just stopped snowing... -.-
Thanks a lot Mother Nature!
Thanks a lot.

Anyways today was relatively boring, pointless, whatever.
Probably not worth posting, so I'll leave it at that.
Maybe the only unique thing that had happened is that we got to use the old assembly room to play st00fz0rs on my french horn. wo0t!

Geoff's at art club at the moment, I am led to believe.
Probably going to make a post about what he made.
So I have nothing to do until he comes on, except playing on runescape, like always.
And I'm off!

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

1 Penny In the Hood!

You know that Adsense I put in the sidebar?
Its finally paying off.
Turns out I made a freaking sweet penny.
Wo0t! Penny. In check form.
Lets see you tax THAT you IRS!
Unfortunately I'm not supposed to tell you to click on my adsense, but if you want, I guess thats what you can do.
Click upon your own risk, unless there's something interesting there for once.
Except for the Mozilla Firefox Download, thats pretty cool, since Firefox is my main browser. Not that I'm leading you to believe that you absolutely have to click it and actually download it.

Well screw all of that.
I'm actually supposed to be working on a project thing for sch00l, something about social studies and colonial st00fz0rs.
Assuming I actually do it, being that it IS due tomarrow, I had better get started.

Right after this blog post.

Today was nothing interesting.
I went over to my blog when I got home, but not before eating some popcorn and watching TV for half and hour.
Anyways turns out I'm accumulating massive amounts of hits, which is pretty impressive by my standards.
I went to Geoffrey's Blog.
He can really go on about nothing for a really long time.
I mean really, typing a page on his day? Seriously.
Oh, right. Sorry Geoff.
Right now Geoff's talking to me over Google Talk, talking about shooting people with a pistol a few times and now he's dead.
He's also subconsciously humming Moscow 1941.
Either that or the tape recordings have begun to work. For once.
Now for Phase 2.

My arm is twitching. Maybe too much popcorn?
Anyways I feel that I should really stop typing.

No you stop typing first.
No you.
No you!
No you.
No seriously, stop.

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Chef Genius!

Well being that it's another random day where I just so happened to stay home, this is the best time for me to use my super-duper chef genius!
Yes, thats right.
Well turns out that I usually eat stuff my mom and dad make, but I can usually make things much better, and since I have a more complex palate, I was compelled to make a chicken dish, like I always do, and so I created this:In case you're wondering what that is, IT is a chicken breast stuffed with onions and pepper slices, with a side of slow boiled yukon gold potatoes mixed with assorted vegetables. Made from scratch.
Good stuff.
I have a few more pictures of teh food just to make you possibly hungry.Well while these pictures are loading I figured I should start eating so...
Sweet! They're loaded.

Well anyways I've already begun to eat my food.
Man its good.

Monday, January 15, 2007


Whoa! I asked for fun, not fun TO THE MAX!

I've been away for hours today, being that it is Martin Luther King Jr.'s Day, we went over to this place called FunPlex.
Interesting place, with this giant "Free Fall" ride thingy, one of those things where you sit in a chair, it moves you up, and it plunges you down some 20-30 odd feet.

I also went on the bumper cars...
Thats it.
That bump.

Went on laser tag.
Cept they called it laser runner.
Unfortunately enough they kicked you out if you ran.
Turns out its "too violent enough already to bump yourself on the wall."
He he... BumperPeople.
I managed to rack up a nice 2,275 points shooting people.
Its what I do best.

Arcade was fun too.
I played through the Time Crisis Series!
Awesome stuff that game.
I didn't even know they came out with Time Crisis 4 XD!
Turns out I've never played the original Time Crisis either.

Well I spent some hours there, and I don't even know what took that long.
Maybe it was because I wanted to go on a few rides over and over and over and over but NOT SIX TIMES!
Anywho turns out I'm back here, my Adsense got approved.
That means I can make money while I post random info to you peoples.

Sunday, January 14, 2007

4 Day Weekend WoOt!

I've got a sweetness 4 day weekend.
The first day and a half I spent on the computer, yet somehow I managed to dodge my usual posting.
I guess my Ninjas SKillz failed me, so thats pretty much why I'm here.

Well if you've been wondering WHAT exactly I've been doing all this time, I can't really tell you.
Well I could..
I've been playing runescape (WHOA! BIG SURPRISE THERE!) and attempting to get a fighter body cuz its JUST SO FREAKING AWESOME!
I'd like one of those penance hats too.
They're cool.

Super cool.

Friday, January 12, 2007


Holy shit!

My sister is crazy.
Now I'm not talking about taking advantage of a buy one get one free deal crazy.
I'm talking about the freakishly crazy sister of mine.
Ok this is what happened.
She's like, ok I'll go get my book.
She walks into the living room, and comes back, and just starts CRACKING UP!
She's been laughing straight for 10 minutes?
And thats really not and exaggeration.
Hey, she's cracking up right now.

Oh and guess what, I'm going to add some Adsense later, and make a few bucks while I type for the general crowd.

Rumble in the Desert

For the past few hours I've been doing basically...nothing that I can recall.
Geoffrey's off to Washington D.C for reasons unknown.
I haven't heard from Sean.
And Jessie made a surprise appearance on MSN Messenger.

So I've been helping Cameron finish the new runescape quest, Contact! and we're a good halfway thru.
His computer screwed up so I have just enough time to post before he finds out.
He he.
Well in a bit he'll be fighting possibly the longest and most boring battle he's ever faced, against the dreaded and genericly awesome, "Giant Scarab"
Real creativity doing its flow right there.

Ooo, he's coming back on.
I guess I should actually help him now.

Thursday, January 11, 2007

Whoops, my bad.

Today has been average, with maybe a few highlights.
Science was boring, like always.
Then I had Social Studies and I fooled around on the computers with Mike.
Fun stuff.
After that I had T3H language arts thingy.
I do you say... almost failed?
Na, failed is a harsh word.
I'll just call it, I barely managed to finish.

After that was Instrumental Practice, probably slightly more interesting.
Mr. White was playing with the light switches.
He turned off the light and... well... they just didn't turn on.
Around 10 minutes later they FINALLY turned on.
He he, the second light was PULSING.
It was really, really cool.

Lunch was Blah.
And this is where it interesting.
If you even call it interesting.
Well after math I walked with Cameron, being that Geoffrey was... Somewhere?
Anyways he kept making fun of "it*" so right as I was turning around to get into Spanish Class, I tripped Cameron right on the spot!
It was really, really funny.
Aside from the fact that my spanish teacher happened to catch me, punish me, and make Cameron stand in the middle of my class for a while.
Nothing much really happened after that.
Health was interesting, sorta.
Unfortunately enough I just really couldn't think of witty/retarded/funny things as a joke.

Oh if, I did, be sure to remind me Geoff.


*Jessie+Me Incident
***Inside joke, you wouldn't understand.


Ok maybe I didn't go MISSING, exactly.
I sorta isolated myself and made another blog, for my school.
Being that other people than my "friends" come here, I'd rather not say the link.
Well I haven't really been doing much.
I've been putting off my daily bloggy post thing since I just HAD to finish this new quest on Runescape.
So, even though it was supposedly a hard quest and stuff, It really was Pie.
Yes Cameron.
Look, big letters.

So anyways I just HAD to rub it into Cameron's face, being that he died during the quest (somehow) and lost a rune kite.

Tuesday, January 9, 2007


Ok maybe it isn't copyrighted, but WHATEVER!
It turns out my Rival Blog - (Geoblogz/El Blog-o) - is really trying to make fun of me.
Well you know what? I've decided to declare BlogWars against him.
Wait come back, no, don't go to HIS blog!
Well the point is this:
I'm supposed to score points against him, and he's going to try to beat me.
I really don't know how this is going to be scored but....
I got it!
It's not going to be scored at all!
It'll be a simple competition of analytics!

I'll be comparing the site stats of Geoff's Blog with mine, lets see who matches up...

Oh yes, be sure to check daily posts for BlogWar Updates.
Coming Soon : BlogWars Sidebar Crap

Grapevines that kill.

Well turns out that Cameron really couldn't keep his freaking mouth shut again.
Well you probably don't really know what this is all about, unless you happen to be Geoff spying in on here in advance for BlogWars!(C)
I still don't know what BlogWars will be about BUT YOU WILL SEE! HAHAHAHHA!

Anyways the point is that Geoffrey spread the word that i've been *cough*cough* with *cough*cough* Jessie, so apparently, he just HAD to tell Cameron, kid in out math class.
Turns out he just HAD to tell Josh, a kid who plays runescape as well.
He also just HAD to tell Ben P. So... This kinda sucks if you know what I'm getting at.
So Josh tells Matt P, and you know what?
Matt tells these two girls sitting across from the table.
Some friend you are Matt!

Anyways those two proceeded to...
Well you can pretty much piece together everything else.

Monday, January 8, 2007

Whoa he's pissed!

^He made himself using middle fingers in ASCII art...^
^Clicky for better look^

Sunday, January 7, 2007

Look I'm Spinning!

Awesome Footage - Spinning

Day at the Park Spinthing

^...And this... is the gravity powered spinny thing^

Day at the Park.

Well for the past few hours I've been at the Chester Park doing random crap and enjoying myself.
Plus, I found out I can do this cross-posting thing so well, I've got a few videos/pictures.
They take time to upload so... Shut up.^Well...Thats basically the overview of the park...^

^There's a 7 foot high rock thing which I jumped off of, but my sister is a sissy dawg and escaped her ultimate demise. Again. ^


Saturday, January 6, 2007


Try out the New Grand Paradiso Browser they said, it'd be great for the community, they said...

Inside : The Party

Well I went over to Jessie's house yesterday, and we watched Silent Hill and The Sixth Sense, in that order.
After that we set up camp and watched The Simpsons on like we always do.
Eventually Jessie's mom came down and so we watched our last simpsons episode of the night.
We slept in the basement ( Figures, we're too lazy to walk all the way up to the bedroom things ).

During the movie(s) we drank Sprite : Undercover (Sierra Mist), and I dropped maybe a few dozen skittles into my Sierra Mist. He he, it began to fizzle so I had to drink it quickly. Oh, and the last few sips of soda tasted like candy, and as it turns out, the skittles were soaked with soda, so it really created a...sensation for me. Mm... Candy. .Like always, we commented throughout the movie how "Freaky(me)" it was, or just made jokes on the movie.
You melted my helmet you son of a *****! (Silent Hill)
But The Sixth Sense I guess, was partially boring?
Ok it was.
Just enough so that Sean and Geoffrey threw Skittles at random people, in particular Jessie and me.
Then they started throwing a ball around for some reason...
I believe at one point, I began to see if i could throw skittles into Geoff's mouth.
They tasted good by the way.
Anywho, I'm now at home, it turns out, and I had finished doing some of my linear-thingy al-gebra homeworks.
But as I make this post, I'm already heading toward runescape.
Goodbye peoples!

Friday, January 5, 2007

Sleepover - Thing

Well, In around 30-ish minutes I'll be headed off to Jessie's house to watch the oh so glorious movies she had rented.
Silent Hill and Troy I believe.

Well in other news, I have finally beat the Giant Evil Queen Dude.
Guess what, I got this sweet platebody thing.
Now I can be awesome to the full extent of the law, and then some!
Well anyways, nothing much to say yet, so I guess I'll just leave it at that, and perhaps post at Jessie's assuming she lets me use the computer.
Odds are, yes.
Hey, maybe Geoff can make a post too.
Not that I'd WANT him to.

Thursday, January 4, 2007


I've been playing runescape all day, if you've been wondering why I haven't made my usual daily post.
Apparently there's a new minigame, Barbarian Assault, which I have become addicted to.
The game works like this - you fight off 9 waves of monster-dudes with a team of 5 people.
The five people have different jobs to do, with ME, the healer (356 honour points, thank you very much), someone who attacks, someone who gets and shoots eggs(collector), and someone who gets to trap little dudes.
I've been playing with the same group from waves 2-9, which took about...3-4 hrs?
Well I just gave up on wave 10.
You know its really hard right?
Halfway thru wave 10 you a giant trapdoor in the middle of the cavern opens up and you get this:

Pretty cool huh?
Well its 10x bigger in the game.
Bottom line is, Its really, really hard.
I think I'll spend a few hours tomorrow doing it.
Then again I'm going over to Jessie's for t3h movie thing again.
Grudge 2 I believe.

Wednesday, January 3, 2007


Well I just came back from the library.
I was reading Popsci.
Take that Geoff! I finally got to read it for some... 2 hrs straight?
Hey I read TIME too.
Well I ate dinner at AppleBee's today, because "I" was "celebrating" my sister's oh so joyous entrance to the Gifted and Talented program.

I still think it was a mistake.

Well no surprise, my sister ordered crap with fries on the side, just like always.
I got some really awesome seasoned chicken.
Dad got a bowl of... Nvm.
My mom got a wrapped-thing.

Well not much to talk about, I'm supposed to go to sleep right now.
In fact, I believe I'm 12 minutes late.

Health Class

Well we had to do this stupid worksheet thing in Health Class again.
Something about random situations and consequences of anger.
Naturally, being me, I just HAD to make jokes on it.
For instance, one situation was like this:
Carlos had failed to get onto the junior varsity football team.
Angry, he walked up to his younger brother, who was playing in the play ground and said, "Rikki, you'll never be good at basketball."

But I'm playing baseball!

Jacob had failed to go to the state math meet due to an average grade only 2 points under the requirements.
So, he went to his locker, which was next to Michael's.
Jacob slammed Michael's locker shut and opened his.

Apparently Michael will be VERY angry with Jacob, being that Mike's hand was in his locker at the time.

We were watching some crappy corny movie on how to control your anger and st00fz0rs.

One part was when this girl had her hair "highlighted" using Kool-Aid(WTF?) and when she saw the results, she was super-pissed.
She proceeded to say that when she saw herself in the mirror she thought to herself, "Man, I wanted to just DIE."
Being me, I just said to Geoff, That can be easily arranged.
Then I did that twiddly thing with my fingers.

Tuesday, January 2, 2007


Wow, I haven't had anything to talk about for...all day?
Or maybe I was just too lazy/busy/correcting KumOn work to actually get onto my blog.
Well I was just checking out my old blog, Zcomedy, which, as many of you may or not know, is DEAD.
Hey, I even made a post about it.
Its called "I'm sorry, Zcomedy is dead."
Well of course, I'm still keeping it for nostalgic reasons.
Hell, the only month that had good posts in it was October.
October and its nice "Are you OK" and "Fire Drills" and "1337 Sp33k"
Well the point of this is, when I did make that post, I saw that the "User's Online" counter was up to 9 people on at the same time!
That really opened my eyes.
No seriously, I was falling asleep.
Anyways, I remembered I never got around to getting myself a Users Online counter.
But it also made me think.
Now i know for sure that random idiots ARE searching random blogs for random junk and crap , not to mention crappy junk.

No offense crazy onlookers, thats just my kind of humor.
If you know me well.

Well I guess most of the people who come here DO know me so well.

Monday, January 1, 2007

Fixed It!

Well Now he's fixed.
Fortunately enough, my ninja skills let me do it quickly.
At least he's technically fixed.
It's probably not professionally done but who is judging?
Shut up!

Ok my stitches are probably kinda sucky but whatever.
My sister can't tell the difference.

Poor Little Ducky.

Poor Little Ducky.
Apparently his head was partially torn off thanks to a few kids who were "friends" of my sister.
Now I'm obligated to fix his head.
Apparently I've been using my ninja skillz to avoid my sister from doing this.
But well, its reeeeealllly boring and my sister is pestering so I guess I'll be awesome and finish the job.

Bah Humbug.

Well its Foggy Weather over here In New Jersey, an unseasonably warm 48 Degrees Fahrenheit. Unfortunately enough, this is the usual time of snow, but unfortunately stupid little polluters have dumped thousands of metric tons of carbon dioxide and other crappy gases into t3h atmosphere.
Bah. If it weren't for THEM, I'd be playing in the snow right now.
Wait - Computers use electricity? This changes everything! Why did you wait to tell me now? You mean I've been part of- BaH!
If it were only 20+ degrees colder, then we'd have snow.
But nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Thats not the way WE want it eh.
You got a problem with snow?

New Years!

Its 10:02 AM, and I believe I've been up for some few hours playing Halo.
Of course, I PWNED Geoff with my sniping ninja skills, and gave the controller to Sean.
And so it turned into a blood feud.
Right now i think they're ummm...
Geoff is trying to snipe Sean, ran out of ammo, and um..
Sean's dead.
Ha ha!

I made some sweet kills.
I Sniped Geoff out of a warthog.
With one hit.
He was doing donuts!

Oh, and Geoff says You Suck.
Just to let you know.